go insane go insane throw spaghetti make it rain
(Source: e102gamma, via ejacutastic)
Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
(Source: causings, via celestial-awkwardness)
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
(via celestial-awkwardness)
(Source: acorginamedollie, via celestial-awkwardness)
aelx:
“I’m trying to take a picture, not make a Disney film.”
omg
Jesus Christ.
(via celestial-awkwardness)
some beautiful shit just went down
I was having some trouble with my Netflix so I went on the site for some help
and I got this amazing motherfucker named Robert
Robert was dope as fuck
this nigga was all about SPN, man
i lauGHED SO HARD AT THAT I SPIT OUT MY DR. PEPPER
THEN WHEN EVERYTHING WAS ALL FIGURED OUT WE HAD TO PART WAYS AND HE WAS SO FUCKIN NICE
ROBERT WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART
brotp
(via celestial-awkwardness)
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it hard
(via celestial-awkwardness)
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
(Source: lrvin, via celestial-awkwardness)
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
(via ejacutastic)
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
(via taitetsu)
Obviamente, el sofá está ocupado
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